It Had to Be You, Log 1/??? [Audio]

[libraritology]

Hello?

[The audio crackles, buzzes into the correct tuning, and there's the click of a dial. A distinctive, very proper, English voice speaks over the comm unit. At least she's familiar with radio enough to manage this much.]

Is anyone there? This is...my name is Evelyn Carnahan, and this is not Cairo or Hamunaptra.

[A pause.]

I don't know where I am, and I was right in the middle of something very important, and this is exceedingly inconvenient. If someone could-

[Rustling noises.]

-if someone could please tell me what's going on, I need to find my brother, Jonathan, and our guide, Rick, as I was in the midst of an expedition, thank you, I'm in...I think it's a foyer.



...anyone?

[For those interested in seeing Evelyn in person, seeing as the last thing she can remember was falling into a river off of a boat, she's wearing a soaking wet nightgown. This. This will not stand. This is scandalous.]

Comments

[gotyourhair.livejournal.com]

We are the emperor and immortal, any opinion we might have of ourself if fully deserved.

Geo is certainly better than a primitive backwater that thinks it is the only Earth.

[libraritology.livejournal.com]

[Immortality? Evelyn resists the urge to ask more about that, her curiosity overridden by anger at the sheer nerve of this so-called "Emperor".]

You are arrogant and rude, and I daresay I've had about enough of you.

[gotyourhair.livejournal.com]

Enjoy your delusions, you may speak to us again when you realize you are not dreaming and that you have been a fool for thinking so.

[He makes a dismissive gesture with his hand]