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libraritology) wrote2011-07-14 12:33 am
libraritology) wrote2011-07-14 12:33 am
It Had to Be You, Log 1/??? [Audio]
Hello?
[The audio crackles, buzzes into the correct tuning, and there's the click of a dial. A distinctive, very proper, English voice speaks over the comm unit. At least she's familiar with radio enough to manage this much.]
Is anyone there? This is...my name is Evelyn Carnahan, and this is not Cairo or Hamunaptra.
[A pause.]
I don't know where I am, and I was right in the middle of something very important, and this is exceedingly inconvenient. If someone could-
[Rustling noises.]
-if someone could please tell me what's going on, I need to find my brother, Jonathan, and our guide, Rick, as I was in the midst of an expedition, thank you, I'm in...I think it's a foyer.
...anyone?
[For those interested in seeing Evelyn in person, seeing as the last thing she can remember was falling into a river off of a boat, she's wearing a soaking wet nightgown. This. This will not stand. This is scandalous.]
[The audio crackles, buzzes into the correct tuning, and there's the click of a dial. A distinctive, very proper, English voice speaks over the comm unit. At least she's familiar with radio enough to manage this much.]
Is anyone there? This is...my name is Evelyn Carnahan, and this is not Cairo or Hamunaptra.
[A pause.]
I don't know where I am, and I was right in the middle of something very important, and this is exceedingly inconvenient. If someone could-
[Rustling noises.]
-if someone could please tell me what's going on, I need to find my brother, Jonathan, and our guide, Rick, as I was in the midst of an expedition, thank you, I'm in...I think it's a foyer.
...anyone?
[For those interested in seeing Evelyn in person, seeing as the last thing she can remember was falling into a river off of a boat, she's wearing a soaking wet nightgown. This. This will not stand. This is scandalous.]
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[GOODNESS CRACIOUS.]
It's red, of course!
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[ this idea is baffling. ]
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[So there.]
I'm down in the foyer, first floor.
[AND SHE'S BEEN GIVEN CLOTHES BY NOW.]
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[ Sure enough, in about five minutes (Terezi took a moment to view human manners and realized she didn't know shit about them WHOOPS), Evelyn will hear the tap, tap, tapping of Terezi's cane. ]
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...w-well, Egypt is full of both of those, you know.
[This person is small and grey and wears strange red glasses.]
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[ Griiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin. ]
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Well...
[Evelyn extends her arm with some trepidation.]
...be careful.
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Ow!
[A gasp of surprise, she jerks her arm back, but the teeth are lodged in her skin.]
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I cannot believe you did that! You...you bit me, that-
[She retrieves a handkerchief and presses it to the wound, staring at Terezi.]
What on earth were you thinking?! Are you mad?!
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[Oh gosh, it didn't hurt at first, but it hurts now.]
-that's awful.
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MAYBE SHE IS STARTING TO FEEL A LITTLE BAD NOW. The cackling's gone, replaced with slightly nervous laughter. ]
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[Now she's feeling faint. And scandalized.]
-why...w-why would you...
[Baaaaaaacking away now.]
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