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libraritology) wrote2011-07-14 12:33 am
libraritology) wrote2011-07-14 12:33 am
It Had to Be You, Log 1/??? [Audio]
Hello?
[The audio crackles, buzzes into the correct tuning, and there's the click of a dial. A distinctive, very proper, English voice speaks over the comm unit. At least she's familiar with radio enough to manage this much.]
Is anyone there? This is...my name is Evelyn Carnahan, and this is not Cairo or Hamunaptra.
[A pause.]
I don't know where I am, and I was right in the middle of something very important, and this is exceedingly inconvenient. If someone could-
[Rustling noises.]
-if someone could please tell me what's going on, I need to find my brother, Jonathan, and our guide, Rick, as I was in the midst of an expedition, thank you, I'm in...I think it's a foyer.
...anyone?
[For those interested in seeing Evelyn in person, seeing as the last thing she can remember was falling into a river off of a boat, she's wearing a soaking wet nightgown. This. This will not stand. This is scandalous.]
[The audio crackles, buzzes into the correct tuning, and there's the click of a dial. A distinctive, very proper, English voice speaks over the comm unit. At least she's familiar with radio enough to manage this much.]
Is anyone there? This is...my name is Evelyn Carnahan, and this is not Cairo or Hamunaptra.
[A pause.]
I don't know where I am, and I was right in the middle of something very important, and this is exceedingly inconvenient. If someone could-
[Rustling noises.]
-if someone could please tell me what's going on, I need to find my brother, Jonathan, and our guide, Rick, as I was in the midst of an expedition, thank you, I'm in...I think it's a foyer.
...anyone?
[For those interested in seeing Evelyn in person, seeing as the last thing she can remember was falling into a river off of a boat, she's wearing a soaking wet nightgown. This. This will not stand. This is scandalous.]
Action!
Action!
[Oh gosh, it didn't hurt at first, but it hurts now.]
-that's awful.
Action!
MAYBE SHE IS STARTING TO FEEL A LITTLE BAD NOW. The cackling's gone, replaced with slightly nervous laughter. ]
Action!
[Now she's feeling faint. And scandalized.]
-why...w-why would you...
[Baaaaaaacking away now.]
Action!
[ OH HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED, EVELYN. ]
Action!
You eat people?
Action!
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What are you talking about? Why do you keep calling it cherry syrup?
Action!
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...it smells like iron.
Action!
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...smells like metal.
Action!